[Jerrrry]

He would of avoided jail (that day, the agent would have noticed the bump-kill-switch and averted recon)

He would had always of went to prison, even if they didn't get his HDD unencrypted. He used his personal email to promote his Mycology website, had the Obama administration to contend with, and was the first to sail westward.

Free Ross (The Department of Parks and Recreation)