[mdp2021]

In the sketch, the "client" states that he called the police and all he could get was on-hold music.

I am afraid one can inform the international public: in some countries, this is exactly what happens, since years.

[rightbyte]

There are two cops were I live. I guess they don't always pick up. Or do you mean 911?

[mdp2021]

Yes I meant the equivalent of 911.