[diveanon]

Why is it that the most asinine crypto projects get upvoted on this forum while actual behemoths like AAVE, UniSwap, Compound etc don't get discussed at all?

I get that you guys like being an anti-crypto echo chamber, but you are really doing yourself a disservice and frankly embarrassing yourselves.

[hakfoo]

I think there's a taste for extensive parody in this sort of community. This reads like the classic Signetics "Write Only Memory" datasheet, or even the Chicken PDF.