[sharklazer]

I suppose you’re safe if your attackers are watermelons. But a watermelon is not a good substitute to understand what it’d do to a person. It only give an indication of damage.

[mbg721]

What about a point-ed stick?

[fortysixdegrees]

A banana?

[mbg721]

If some homicidal maniac comes after me with a load of loganberries, I'll concede defeat.