[Typhon]

I thought it would have been obvious to anyone that this is satire, but then again I know that it was explicitly presented as such the first time I read this text so I'm probably biased.

[taneq]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

Was the first thing I ctrl+f'd for, the second being 'satire' and here we are. Hi! :)