[dmos62]

I like that you felt you needed to point out that a supervolcano explosion would be worse than oatmeal on the wall.

[beerandt]

Yea- the more pertinent take is that the magma involved "flows" more like room temp glass than liquid water.

It'd be like trying to suck a mix of layers of that boiling oatmeal and playdough through a straw.