[javajosh]

When I visited Yellowstone, the only thing I wanted, literally the only thing, was for an enormous eagle to fly down and attack a bear, and then for both to fall into a hot/acid pool with a cry and dissolve. Is that too much to ask? What are my tax dollars being used for anyway?!

[gonzo41]

Well you'll have to settle for hanging around and watching foolish tourists trip, slip and dissolve.