[armchairhacker]

> Smoking a turkey with node.js, Electron, and Hello World

Run your 4673-dependency "webscale" Electron app for a few seconds until your computer overheats, and then use it to cook your turkey.

[ethbr0]

But all that heat is client-side, and I hear turkey is a dish best served cold.

[dylan604]

Turkey !== revenge

[ucosty]

But can it be type coerced?

[dylan604]

Have you seen the size of modern turkeys? I doubt you'll be doing much coercion there.

[ethbr0]

Feed.ToWeight()

[dylan604]

Feed.ToWeight(goldfishMode=false)

[boogies]

That sounds dangerous. Rewrite it in Rust to make it memory safe, blazing fast, configurable, and minimal with only 1092 dependencies.

https://github.com/mTvare6/hello-world.rs

[marginalia_nu]

Galatians 4:16