[LouisSayers]

Like my Gran tells us, when she was a girl her mother asked her if she'd like some chicken for dinner. "Oh yes" my gran said enthusiastically; she pointed out the window and said "which one"?

"Then I went and wrung its neck".

[blitzar]

Not unlike how a significant portion of the world would buy a chicken now.

"I would like a chicken", "dead or alive, feathers on or feathers off?".