[ahelwer]

> No, it authenticates the seller

Reminds me of that tweet about how programmers are like compilers that read things until they find the first concept they disagree with, then post it like an error message. Read the directly-following parenthetical.

[ohgodplsno]

Now now, I'm a smart compiler: I read an entire paragraph of bullshit before calling it out, with detailed error messages.