[blocke]

And you're running this all on 1970s technology. And the problem is?

Look at the bright side: At least it isn't an Oracle product.

[ecaron]

For everything from applicant tracking systems to databases, I often think "at least it isn't an Oracle product." Seems like some other company could use this given enough of us already think it.

I know this will be down-voted for being a Reddit-esque comment, but it was worth it.