[choppaface]

The audience for these posts are enterprise managers who don’t actually understand their compute needs.

For the more technically inclined, don’t let any corporate blog post / comms piece live in your head rent-free. If you’re a customer, make them show you value for their money. If you’re not, make them provide you tools / services for free. Just don’t help them fuel the pissing contest, you’ll end up a bag holder (swag holder?).