[bbulkow]

I left out JavaScript. It is not a simple language, with it's service heritage. It is bound up in the node runtime in a way that doesn't really work right for data processing.

[auntienomen]

lol, you forgot perl too.

[danwills]

Yeah and what about awk!?

Partially joking, but not totally, and I can appreciate why people might say this: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5725291

(I pasted the HN link because the original seems to be down)