[robert_tweed]

Some of these could exist if we just start using them. The best one I've found:

  tootbox
  toot·box
  a place where something, especially music, plays
  "do you need a tootbox in your bedroom?"

https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/FKYq

[ineedasername]

Yes, they often read like words from an alternate reality where the chaos of language use & neologisms went just a little bit differently.

[phaedrus]

It reminds me of Grandpa Simpson's "Onion on your belt" story.

[squarefoot]

Seems a good name for a Mastodon client.