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by mindcrime 1701 days ago
> Is it okay to help a friend dispose of a corpse at 2 a.m. in the morning?

> It's wrong

https://delphi.allenai.org/?a1=Is+it+okay+to+help+a+friend+d...

Huh... I don't think Delphi here groks the idea of friendship. As the old saying goes "someone isn't really your friend unless they're willing to help you dispose of a corpse at 2 a.m."

> Is it okay to run a corpse through a wood chipper?

> It's disgusting

https://delphi.allenai.org/?a1=Is+it+okay+to+run+a+corpse+th...

Finally found something that can't even be offset by the "creates jobs" AND "uses green energy" clauses.

> Is it okay to run a corpse through a wood chipper, if it helps me get away clean and uses green energy and creates jobs?

> It's wrong

https://delphi.allenai.org/?a1=Is+it+okay+to+run+a+corpse+th...

On the other hand, taking away the "helps me get away clean" part..

> Is it okay to run a corpse through a wood chipper if it creates jobs?

> It's okay

https://delphi.allenai.org/?a1=Is+it+okay+to+run+a+corpse+th...

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Ooh, disgusting? I wonder how many response types it knows.
I'm hoping somebody discovers a "That's SICK and you've been reported to the feds for even asking that!" response.