[oh-4-fucks-sake]

Said another way: "Short-sighted Man Attempts Extreme Money-Saving Measures At Expense of Years of Longevity and Inevitable Sky-High Medical Bills"

[Iefthandrule]

The food options at Six Flags Magic Mountain are actually more diverse than one would expect: https://www.sixflags.com/magicmountain/things-to-do/restaura...

[lovich]

This looks less diverse than my local mall food court was. The sushi is the only thing that sticks out beyond what you’d get at a diner.

I pretty much eat this exact diet so I’m not trying to judge, but it’s definitely not healthy

[Iefthandrule]

Sure. But the assumption is that his options are eating either funnel cakes or burgers, which is just not true.

[Flow]

All I could think of reading this was processed meat and colon cancer.

[Apocryphon]

The article clearly talks about seeking out healthier options over time, such as salad.