[tessierashpool]

well, the bad news is Fork Freshness would probably decline to analyze this repo, because it's got very recent commits. the other bad news is that I'm not currently planning to open source it.

but the good news is that I could maybe change its recency rules, and the other good news is that it costs me money whether people use it or not, and I want people to use it, so please feel absolutely free. it's intended as a kind of public service.