[djbusby]

I just configure the New Tab to go directly here, Ctrl+N for News

[kuroguro]

I just reroute all of my outgoing traffic to HN. Whatever I try to do I end up here. /s

[montebicyclelo]

I just glue hn to my face. I see it when I open my eyes.

[ignoramous]

I have hn CRISPRed into my genes, programmed carefully in multi-core OCaml backed by Postgres.

[tomcam]

Sorry, but if you check your so-called junk DNA you’ll find I Base64-encoded it there already

[remram]

You mean Base4?

[tomcam]

NICE

[codq]

The ultimate productivity hack

[berkes]

Or, to be honest, a "more productive procrastination hack".

[xibalba]

I'm a Neuralink alpha tester. I configured it to open an HN tab on every device when I wink my left eye.

Do I win?

[6510]

I have a dedicated monitor - so no.

[ruined]

when does neuralink hit beta? i can't wait to train myself into a new facial tic whenever i'm feeling slightly bored