Unrelated, but is it just not possible any more for anybody to write a title for an article that doesn't sound like it was composed by a click-bait robot?
No, because they don't get read, they don't reach the front page, they don't get the engagement boost from people complaining about it and you would never see it.
Totally agree, I hate reading these titles. To the credit of the writer though, we get the answer fairly soon and the article isn't 24 paragraphs deep.