[monkeydust]

I mean it made me laugh, so guess it worked (my bar is low right now!)

>>tell me a joke about a dog and cat and a priest

A cat and dog are chasing each other around a church. The dog catches up to the cat and bites it. The cat then turns around and bites the dog. The dog then turns around and bites the cat. After some time, the cat and dog are both dead.