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Show HN: Dev's Full Stack Nightmare (an accurate representation) (sleepy-meadow-72878.herokuapp.com)
49 points by addshore 1710 days ago
9 comments

There is some really funny meta-commentary happening here.

Dev makes an autobiographical game, shares with the group, and is ambushed by complaints and bizarre enhancement requests. :D I could almost read these comments in the voice of a scrum planning/grooming session.

It is very "in the spirit" of the original message. Kudos to everyone playing a part.

I love it that completing an XS-size ticket gives you either nothing, or 1 (one) HP. Not even a permanent health increase. Just 1 HP.
I think what just happened to the high scores is an accurate representation of what happens to half the things that end up on Hacker News!
Yes, it is accurate that most people don't get that the octocat logo (https://github.com/logos) is not the git logo (https://git-scm.com/downloads/logos)
Feature request: different controls for those without a QWERTY keyboard.
Let's just go with h, l, k and j - we are developers after all :)
nice thing about hjkl is that by pure luck it still has good placement on Dvorak.
I happen to use Dvorak, so you must be kidding?
No. I also use Dvorak + Vim and I'm happy with the hjkl placement. Sure they're not all adjacent, but there's enough symmetry that I've never found it annoying.
Mate, that's still a ways away from being 'good'. For one thing, I'm constantly recording macros in vim when I mean to scroll down.
Even with a QWERTY keyboard it's irritating to be ambushed by a bugger and have to use the mouse (or many tabs) to select an action - please at least put the browser's focus on the first option!
I don't know, even as a dvorak user. I think it may add to the horror.
Can you add big chunky buttons for navigating on mobile?
Honestly I don't 'get' this.
The board is too large for my tablet screen and I can't zoom out.
I think that's part of the aesthetic. It's shifted about 20% off of middle on my laptop.
Reminds me of Chips Challenge from back in the day.
Or Dungeons of Grimlor from even further back.