[dylan604]

But which ones and in which order? And in whose shoes?

[nickthemagicman]

Some guy who told me to try walking a mile in his shoes. So I beat him up and took his shoes.

[dylan604]

If he was suggesting to walk in his shoes, did you really need to use the violence? It sounds like he was offering them? Are you a really just the troll from under the bridge?

[selimthegrim]

At least then he didn't ask you where you got them.