[MisterBastahrd]

Oh shit, I'm reading your encrypted message right now!

[badRNG]

You should consider responsibly disclosing this vulnerability rather than posting it here.

[willcipriano]

It's ok, the disclosure is also encrypted.

[navbaker]

No it's not, you forgot to wrap it in an "<encrypted>" tag.

[lapetitejort]

Don't forget the </encrypted> tag or else the rest of the internet's traffic will be encrypted forever.

[NoGravitas]

What a nefarious ransomware attack!

[buitreVirtual]

Don't dare disclosing it in Missouri!