[eyelidlessness]

> For example, I wrote an iTunes-in-the-browser web app; I needed to know durations of songs to display them. MP3 doesn't include these in metadata IIRC, so I needed to pre-process them with ffmpeg just to have duration data.

This jogged my memory from (part of) the first thing I ever built in a general purpose programming language, all of probably 20 years ago! I was doing exactly this: using ffmpeg to get duration metadata from MP3s.

My memory was fuzzy so I looked it up, which (surprisingly!) confirmed what I remembered. MP3s may include metadata (ID3) which may include duration (or start/end times).

I knew my input source (it was me, my music, my MP3 conversions), so I was able to rely on the metadata directly. IIRC I even processed it on demand in my first naive version, which was “slow” but not nearly as slow as stuff I’d complain about today.