[mastrsushi]

> Relational DBs are Sharks

> OOP is the Roman numerals of paradigms

> C is a PDP assembler that thinks it’s a compiler

Yup, everything popular is evil and bad. Run away to your ivory towers.

[jeremyjh]

You might have missed the fact that sharks are awesome.

[Rapzid]

Facts. It's also true they kill nearly six times less people than vending machines.

Sharks are healthier than vending machines.