[hedberg10]

Well, I'll have you know I graduated summa cum laude from Lemönade Ständ Universität, which is a very prestigious institution in Luxemburg, when I was 6.

[Cthulhu_]

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

[jvilleBrat]

I once single-handedly beat an entire US armed force at an arm-wrestling tournament.

[smoyer]

Whoa ... I can tell it's prestigious because it has three accented letters in its name!