[TheAmazingIdiot]

Id do one thing slightly different.

I would set up an icmp proxy with ssh on top of that. And there would be a few good reasons for that. 1: it bypasses a whole lot of firewalls and captive gateways. 2: few hackers would expect such a communication mechanism like that.

Of course, this solution works only if the computer isnt reformatted, as i would do if i ever got into petty theft. So one would need the computer to have an open and easy to get into account. If you use linux, have home directory encryption on and the account called "Administrator".