[DonHopkins]

I read on Facebook that Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend was using an Oculus during the Facebook outage, and he got trapped in CyberSpace, and when his balls became swollen in CyberSpace, they also became swollen in real life!

[hef19898]

That's what you get when you try to get 100% in a Starfleet drill assessment simulation. A rigged one at that!