[wyldfire]

> "There I was, a grown man, planning a trip to the Mustard Museum in Wisconsin, when suddenly I heard a voice deep within me say, 'This is not what you want your life to be about.'"

"The Onion" was started in Madison IIRC, which is where the Mustard Museum [1,2] is.

> The museum was conceived and founded by Barry Levenson, former Assistant Attorney General of Wisconsin. It centers on a mustard collection he began in 1986 while despondent over the failure of his favorite baseball team, the Boston Red Sox, to win the 1986 World Series.

[1] https://mustardmuseum.com/

[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Mustard_Museum

[dcchambers]

The Onion article is funny but I highly recommend the Mustard Museum (and shop!). A fun quirky place to visit just outside Madison and mustard makes for a great gift for anyone that likes to cook.

[a9h74j]

Came here to upvote for the Mustard Museum!