[franga2000]

Crayons? Those bendy pencils? A very thick and blunt pencil?? Finger paint??? Hell, give them a typewriter! How is this even remotely an excuse?

[egberts1]

Seen a typewriter as of late?

[franga2000]

Yes! Our municipality building has a dusty basement room full of them and there are a handful of companies still producing new ones (although expensive).

But even better, just get those <100$ ARM/baytrail laptops and have them boot straight into a kernel with no network stack and launch only Xorg and AbiWord.