[stickydink]

Good luck catching 2 Michael Phelps in the river

[lapetitejort]

If you're interpreting that as 1 Michael Phelps = 10,000 calories, you're in luck! The average humans contain about 125k Calories [0]. Not all easily accessible of course, but fine for a hungry brown bear.

0: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ancient-cannibals-...