[ComputerGuru]

I can't tell if you're sarcastically agreeing with me or not, so in case you're actually serious:

> cry because now your text is 2px longer on Mac than on Windows causing your paragraph to fold and breaking your layout

Hopefully you don't expect everyone viewing this text file to only ever open it with the specific text editor make/model/version that you used to write it?

> back to my macOS 10.9 and Ubuntu 14.04 users.

Those operating system versions also provide more than acceptable text rendering that the users are already using for everything else on their system. Yes, the latest emoji won't render. But if that really bothered your users, they'd have upgraded.