[RobPfeifer]

Reminded me of trainspotting:

"Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. Sick Boy, "Blowing It: Deid Dugs" (Chapter 4, Story 3)"

[yid]

Actually, the entire situation reads eerily like the Trainspotting novel. Looks like all the Francis Begbies are out in force.