[bserge]

Ah, but you have heard of them!

(gotta do everything myself, but I can go to sleep now :D)

[TeMPOraL]

This is HN; best jokes are like apples - hard, but not too hard, and in moderation.

[LivelyTortoise]

If it makes you feel better, I immediately spoke this line in my head after reading your post :-)

[jjulius]

Well, shit, I apologize for calling your comment a "terribly inaccurate, sweeping generalization" (I can't edit my response, the option isn't there).

Well done here, I'm the asshole. :)