Pieces of roof falling on your head from a 5.9 Richter Scale earthquake is not "an emergency". It is actually a sign of White Privilege, since only White People are rich enough to have places with roofs.
More importantly, I am worried your comment has breached the Victorian Standards of Acceptable Speech (VSAS). "This is poor satire" - expressing your own opinions is strictly forbidden and is punishable by years in hard labour camps or by firing squad. Though this sounds extreme, it's really for the safety of the people, to protect them from dangerous thoughts. Please be careful about what things you share online.
I would have thought that you'd find my comment appropriate, given that Melbourne is now starting to display policies similar to those of China. This is not just empty rhetoric - they are instituting laws that you of all people should find worrisome. Wait... you didn't specify if you support the CCP or support an independent and free Hong Kong, so maybe the opposite is actually true.
More importantly, I am worried your comment has breached the Victorian Standards of Acceptable Speech (VSAS). "This is poor satire" - expressing your own opinions is strictly forbidden and is punishable by years in hard labour camps or by firing squad. Though this sounds extreme, it's really for the safety of the people, to protect them from dangerous thoughts. Please be careful about what things you share online.
(note: this comment is satire)