[jjeaff]

We need to just pass a law already that forbids them from purchasing or owning individual stocks. After all, assuming they aren't trading on insider information, it would be to their own benefit anyway.

[sumedh]

Then their cousins and very close friends will do the trading on their behalf.

[JasonFruit]

Yes, that's a better but less funny suggestion, and would be more practical if they didn't pass the laws.