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Breakrooms also have a dark side:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peryton_(astronomy)

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/may/05/microwave-ov...

[lapetitejort]

Imagine thinking you've discovered some mysterious signal that could herald the next Cosmic Microwave Background, only to discover impatient astronomers.

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Who knew my mother was right all along to scold me for opening the microwave before the timer went off