[CRConrad]

"m/d/y" must die, die, DIE!

[a9h74j]

Or did you really mean die, die, DIE? :)

[CRConrad]

Or der, die, das...?

[a9h74j]

As I was first looking at my post, I did have that mental flip/reverse-aphasia take place where you don't know how that spelling is even a word. I wonder if some German was adding to the ambiguity.