That’s so sad. Trying to picture a grown man/woman dictate an email to a watch looking at that tiny screen with an iPhone in his/her pocket. The lengths of denial people go through to avoid the realization they’ve been had.
What iPhone in my pocket? Seriously, if you don't know how stuff works, just glance at your Casio and know you've made the superior choice. No need to make it obvious that you are unaware of the functionality of the things you're ranting against.