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That's a great conspiracy theory! Hear me out before you downvote:

This could be the reason the WHO has been scaring everyone for the last two years for something with such a low mortality rate. Or maybe even why American tax dollars were spent on gain-of-function research in a laboratory in China!

Maybe this was all a tax payers funded friendly fundraiser to beat cancer with mRNA!

I'm sure tons of smart educated authoritarian people wouldn't refrain from manipulating entire populations for such a noble goal.