[ducktective]

What, you mean those landing pages with that majestic snowy mountain doesn't automatically mean robust security and unparalleled privacy? My life has been a lie...

[teekert]

I thought those impenetrable looking mountains were part of their datacenter defenses.

[OrvalWintermute]

Nope, that is what you need to scale to reach their customer support.

[praptak]

So this is what scalability means.

[panda88888]

Scale vertically, literally.