[perihelions]

I'm afraid the Consumer Product Safety Commission is a serious wet blanket on the market potential of generally-relativistic desk ornaments.

[titzer]

I imagine the first thing we would use programmable time dilation for would be to skip build times. Sure, it doesn't make you any more productive in non-dilated time, but just think how much you could extend your life by :-)

[perihelions]

Oh I have that app on my phone!