[Jugurtha]

>with duct tape and dental floss

Here (Algiers, Algeria), one equivalent to this is "with newspaper and spit" or "held together with cum".

I'd love to see that phrase's equivalent in other languages.

[azinman2]

Why cum? Seems like an odd thing to apply to a random structure… is there some other cultural reference I’m missing to understand it other than being sticky?

[Jugurtha]

Cum is sticky regardless of culture, and can be used to hold things together, and make things stick. Furthermore, it is more often at arm's reach than duct tape.

[gaze]

It's hard to argue that cum isn't funny.