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by southpawflo 1750 days ago
after all, what's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoner driver?

the drunk driver runs the red light, and the stoner keeps waiting for the stop sign to turn green!

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More realistically:

The drunk driver will tell you that they're basically sober, and will be shocked when everyone can tell from their behavior that they're drunk.

The stoned driver will tell you how stoned they are, and will be concerned that everyone else on the street can tell from their behavior.

(These are, of course, broad generalizations. There will be exceptions.)