[alkonaut]

I buy good beans and have good equipment to make good coffee. Because a good cup of coffee is good.

And then I let it go cold and drink a cup cold too. Because even cold coffee is coffee and coffee has caffeine.

And then I microwave the third cup, usually for too long, so it largely evaporates and develops an interesting aftertaste (and also becomes an excellent laxative). Because the headache doesn’t care how it tastes and who can be bothered to make fancy new coffee several times per day.