[zonabey]

I couldn't stop laughing whilst reading the entire article.

The one that really got me was the Electron-based “launcher”. I had to take a break for ten minutes.

[dend]

OP here. Sadly a true story with a "shall not be named" software for optical media management. I just want a Win32 binary that does it's job. Instead, I had to wait 45 seconds every launch until the server "spins up" from working in the background.