[povik]

Also at top of the list: “We care about your privacy” (and not that we are required by law to give you these options that follow)

[andruby]

"We value your privacy" is even better.

That's actually an honest one, since they know exactly what the value is of the PII that they sell to third parties.

[chalst]

"They know the price of everything and the value of nothing."