[wisethrowaway]

- CAPTCHA

- cloudflare redirections

- Affiliate links to Amazon

... to read a minimally informative article.

[dredmorbius]

Excellent! I really should have come up w/ both CAPTCHA and Cloudflare, they're my banes.

- Carousel

- Pagination

- "Click for full article" link

- Autoplay video

- Separate autoplay background audio.