[blitzar]

VP: Terrific job this year, everyone gather round and give this team a round of applause, your work has single handedly saved the company.

Bonus time VP: You should see how fast my new tesla accelerates. My new house is so disorientating, all these big rooms I cant figure out what all these light switches turn on or off. Btw the bonus pool wasnt big enough to pay you much this year, but we really appreciate your efforts.

[nine_zeros]

I chuckled because this is really true. All my VP does is meetings (where its chatting about stuff), status reports and the answer to all problems is "hire more"

If only engineers knew what a scam it is to have themselves do all the dev, test, on-call work while all the stock refreshers go to this fool sitting on a chair, all work would stop.

Seriously, America needs to bring back the culture of strikes.