[kcg]

This used to be in their FAQ:

Will someone steal my grand piano?

Highly unlikely. Grand pianos weigh thousands of pounds and do not fit through doors.

[kilian]

I...actually think that's pretty good. It's funny, while bringing up the fact that [if you bring strangers into your house] they could steal something. Still, I see why they would remove it at this time.

[ma2rten]

Because it makes it seem as if they are taking this issue very lightly?